Why I hate teleportation and how I plan to put a stop to it.

Wow. Time really flies. 
Have you ever driven home from work, arrived neatly at your door, and had no memory whatsoever of the trip you had just made? I believe it's usually referred to as "being on autopilot".
To me it feels like teleportation when that happens. Like just being beamed from one place to another with nothing at all in between. 

But it's a good thing, right? After all, isn't it efficient to leave one place and magically appear at your destination? Plus, it's something our brains do to save energy. My brain NEEDS to save energy! I don't have all kinds of extra brain power hanging around to spend looking at every stupid cow I pass or whatever. 

Or maybe I do? 
I realized that my big problem with it, the reason I was so unsettled, was that time still passed on that drive home. Time that I completely missed out on.
Time I could have used to look at stupid cows or whatever!
I wanted that time back, damn-it! Those were MY precious cow-watching moments being stolen away!
Obviously there was a Time Thief lurking somewhere, and clearly that thief was my own brain. So I decided to steal back as many hours from my brain as possible.

So...instead of taking the sensible way and learning to meditate properly and "live in the moment" and everything...I decided instead to sell all of my worldly possessions (except our personal art collection, of course!) and move into an RV and travel around making art and fresh memories.
Of course, it wasn't just me! Kris was feeling pretty boring lately too, so... Surprise! We're going on tour!
We will now be traveling around Southern California in this fabulous land-ship, chasing warm weather and showing up for events at the galleries representing us.

The next event we'll roll up for is called Ephemeral, at Nanny Goat Gallery in Petaluma, CA on June 21st. We are already on the road and it feels faaaantastic.

Thanks for being so patient with us during this transition.
To show our thanks, from now through April 18th, you go ahead and take 10% off anything in our shop, including original paintings and drawings, with the coupon code ZOLTAR. 
We heart your guts!